why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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