well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
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Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
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I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
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