Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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