Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
We are all done wearing pants today
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
Randomize
