Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
Randomize
