i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
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I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
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Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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