I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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