I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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