real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
i think my mom watched the whole time
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
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