The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
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He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
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I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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