Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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