Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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