so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
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if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
She needs sedatives and a leash
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FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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