We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
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Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
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Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
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