Only a mothe r could love this liver
he kept farting in my kitchen and blaming it on the dog. then we went to wendy's and he spent twenty minutes in the bathroom. im pretty sure he shit his pants.
you should have known when you found out he drove a mini cooper not to hang out with him.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
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He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
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Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
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