OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
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You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
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she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
Holy sore nipples Batman
I just want to make out with him forever
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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