I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
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