Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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