Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Randomize
