Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
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i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
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So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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