i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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