His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
our landlord thinks we're weird & alcoholics. he came in to fix our broken tub and saw the laundry door on our table for beer pong, the garbage bag full of empty fifths, and that one armed baby on the doorstep. plus he saw us swimming and yargging in our pirate pool that one time.
She bit a glass in half.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
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Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
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Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
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I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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