This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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