I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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