Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
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