Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
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i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
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I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
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