if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
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I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
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I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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