I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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