She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
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