I can text with my tongue
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
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Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
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I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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