Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
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My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
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You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .