I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
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I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
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IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
I just forgot I was standing up.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.