I just came so hard I farted. Twice. Thank God I'm alone.
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
Randomize
