The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
you will always have a special place in my vag
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
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Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
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If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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