That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
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ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
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My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
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