I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
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He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
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Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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