God. I look like such a fucking stand up guy wearing polo shirts. You would totally trust me not to date rape you.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
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No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
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I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
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Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
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