But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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