I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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