i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
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