Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
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