I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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