I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
you win again, gameday.
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How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
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some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
The adults are the big ones right?
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize