When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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