I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
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