Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize
