We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
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I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
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You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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