it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
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I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
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Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
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