Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
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Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
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I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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