The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
The feeling are messing with the penis
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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