She's JV to your varsity
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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