oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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