This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
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