Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
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We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
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this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
you made out with another girl for some wings
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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