Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
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