i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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