He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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