We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
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